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UCLA student, Chem major, likes to blog anything i find funny or interesting. Looking into pharmacy school, i'm an archer, and a writer.
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1 hour ago
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Community next and teen wolf them Hannibal after!

Community next and teen wolf them Hannibal after!

J

6 hours ago
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tricksterswings:

spud-buster:

lovethyhippie:

imagine having a tattoo like that

#tattoos in the wizarding world

i would totally get a magic tattoo

(Source: coloursong, via imminentgodblues)

J

6 hours ago
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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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6 hours ago
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6 hours ago
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erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

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6 hours ago
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The train to comicon is so relaxing it’s like a Miyazaki film

The train to comicon is so relaxing it’s like a Miyazaki film

#comicon  #sdcc  #amtrak  #camera  J

6 hours ago
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onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

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8 hours ago
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First comicon selfie!

First comicon selfie!

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12 hours ago
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jackfrostciicle:

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry

(Source: dakotaangel, via randomsparksoflife)

J

12 hours ago
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sdzoo:

Red pandas represent a unique family that diverged from the rest of the Carnivore Order, and scientists place them in their own unique family: Ailuridae. Learn more.  (photos by Bob Worthington)

(Source: Flickr / bobworthington, via atiredmagician)

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